Germophobe Humorist Pillows

'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

'What seems to be the problem?'

Truck marked 'Antiseptic Tank Pumping' goes to hospital.

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.

Exit

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"The penicillin looks good."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

"Gesundheit!"

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."