Germaphobes With Humor Pillows

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Aways the victim."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."