Germaphobes With Humor T-Shirts

"Don't you worry about the dangers of spreading germs?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Aways the victim."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

Caveman bathroom

Stay away from Pigs.

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers