Germaphobe Hilarity T-Shirts

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Gesundheit!"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Aways the victim."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."