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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Aways the victim."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Gesundheit!"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."