Germaphobe Hilarity Gifts

Looking for a lighthearted gift that captures the humor of being a germaphobe? Our collection features clever designs perfect for those who take cleanliness seriously... or just love a good laugh about it. Whether it's quirky mugs, funny t-shirts, cozy pillows, or amusing prints, these items keep humor and hygiene cleverly combined.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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The new normal

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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Wash your hands

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.' mockup

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

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"Gesundheit!"

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"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours." mockup

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on." mockup

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

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"Aways the victim."

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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There was a nasty bug going around. mockup

There was a nasty bug going around.

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet mockup

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

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"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe." mockup

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

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Germaphobe Hilarity Gifts Collection

Germaphobe Hilarity Mugs

Explore our collection of germaphobe humor mugs and find the perfect funny gift that celebrates their love of cleanliness with a comedic twist.

Germaphobe Hilarity Pillows

Discover our germaphobe humor pillows, perfect for adding a humorous touch to any space while celebrating their cleanliness obsession.

Germaphobe Hilarity Prints

Browse our germaphobe humor prints for hilarious, professionally designed artwork that makes a witty statement in any room.

Germaphobe Hilarity T-Shirts

Check out our germaphobe humor t-shirts to find the ideal gift that combines wit, style, and a love for hygiene in one fun package.