'...Sars virus? - no, he just stinks.'
Germophobe Chuckles Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a germophobe who appreciates wit and humor? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that lightheartedly celebrate their cleanliness obsession. These unique items are ideal for those who like to laugh at their own habits and enjoy a bit of humor about hygiene. Whether it's for a birthday, a quirky surprise, or just because, find something that matches their fun-loving, health-conscious personality.
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.
'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'
"Gesundheit!"
"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."
'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'
'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
Confined by Coronavirus
"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"
"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."
Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers
'M.R.S.A'
"My Dad has just come out of hospital."
'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'
"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."
Hazmat suit
"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."
Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."
"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."
'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'
"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."
Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.
"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."
Handy chart
Employees Must Wash Hands
"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."
Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!
'Gesundheit.'
My eyes! That's hand sanitizer. Welcome to the 2020 season.
'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'
'What seems to be the problem?'
Sneeze
Cut rate clinic: 'Attention! All medical personnel must wash their hands 2/ soP & WATER AFTER EVERY 10TH patient'
Germophobe Chuckles Gifts Collection
Germophobe Chuckles Mugs
Explore our collection of germophobe-themed mugs and bring some cheerful humor to their daily routine.
Germophobe Chuckles Pillows
Add some humor to their favorite spaces with pillows that celebrate their germophobic sense of fun.
Germophobe Chuckles Prints
Discover art prints that humorously showcase their germophobic habits and brighten up any room.
Germophobe Chuckles T-Shirts
Check out our germophobe-inspired t-shirts—perfect for adding a witty twist to their wardrobe.