Germaphobe's Giggle Gifts

Man sees sign: 'Remember: Catch it, bin it, kill it, die.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'M.R.S.A'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Hazmat suit

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Handy chart

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

Sneeze

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Employees Must Wash Hands