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Germaphobe Giggles Gifts
Searching for a gift that makes a germaphobe giggle? Our fun and creative collection features witty designs that celebrate the love of cleanliness with humor. Ideal for those who like to keep it germ-free but also enjoy a good laugh about it. Find perfect mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their germophobic humor and brighten their day.
"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."
Unfortunately his reaction to the flu increased over the years...
"Good Lord, it wasn't a dream after all! I did shake hands with Rudy Giuliani!!"
Hypochondriac's rule #6: Take care with utensils. Meaning don
Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."
Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake
Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
"No Hand Sanitiser"
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
Wash your hands
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.
Soap Versus Coronavirus
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'We've got a new DNA database...'
'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."
"Aways the victim."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Gesundheit!"
'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
Germaphobe Giggles Gifts Collection
Germaphobe Giggles Mugs
Explore our collection of germaphobe-themed mugs filled with witty cartoons and clever sayings that turn hygiene into humor.
Germaphobe Giggles Pillows
Check out our germaphobe pillows with humorous prints that add comfort and comedy to any space.
Germaphobe Giggles Prints
Browse our germaphobe giggles art prints, perfect for wall decor that celebrates cleanliness with a humorous twist.
Germaphobe Giggles T-Shirts
Discover our germaphobe giggles t-shirts, featuring funny designs that merge humor with hygiene in a casual, stylish way.