Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.
Germaphobe Chuckler Gifts
Searching for a gift for your germaphobe chuckler? Explore our collection of clever and funny items that celebrate their quirky obsession with cleanliness. From mugs to prints, find something that will keep the laughter (and the germs at bay). These playful gifts are sure to resonate with anyone who appreciates a good joke about hygiene and health, mixing humor and personality in every piece.
Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.
Clancy: Coot of a Day
Viruses on poo shouting at a passing fly'TAXI!'
"God bless you. Now, put on your bloody mask!"
Only on prescription
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
Wash your hands
"No Hand Sanitiser"
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Soap Versus Coronavirus
'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
"Aways the victim."
'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Gesundheit!"
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
Germaphobe Chuckler Gifts Collection
Germaphobe Chuckler Mugs
Explore our collection of germaphobe chuckler mugs for more humorous designs that celebrate cleanliness with a smile.
Germaphobe Chuckler Pillows
Find the perfect cozy and comical addition with our germaphobe chuckler pillows—funny, plush, and personality-packed.
Germaphobe Chuckler Prints
Add some wit to their decor with our germaphobe chuckler prints, blending humor and hygiene in stylish wall art.
Germaphobe Chuckler T-Shirts
Looking for more laugh-out-loud styles? Check out our germaphobe chuckler t-shirts that turn hygiene humor into wearable fun.