Germophobe Giggler Gifts

'M.R.S.A'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Watch out, it could be a virus."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

At home with the modern doctor.

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Wearing face masks correctly

Her mind was dirty but her hands were clean

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.