Germophobe Giggler Mugs

'M.R.S.A'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Watch out, it could be a virus."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

NOBODY TOUCH ME! Sweetie, I

I'll thank you to cover your mouth when you cough.

At home with the modern doctor.

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"Geez, when was the last time you cleaned this block?"

Wearing face masks correctly

Her mind was dirty but her hands were clean

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'