Germaphobe's Giggle Mugs

Man sees sign: 'Remember: Catch it, bin it, kill it, die.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Gesundheit!"

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

'M.R.S.A'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

Hazmat suit

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Handy chart

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

My eyes! That's hand sanitizer. Welcome to the 2020 season.

Employees Must Wash Hands

'Gesundheit.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'