Germaphobe Giggler Gifts

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

Cut rate clinic: 'Attention! All medical personnel must wash their hands 2/ soP & WATER AFTER EVERY 10TH patient'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

Handy chart

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Say it with Flowers: Get well.

'But it's nothing to do with swine flu. It's just a sty.'

'Virus enlarged by genetic engineering are no longer a threat to be ingested or inhaled!'

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Any chance you could hit that with a sanitary wipe first?"

Mousehole Sanitiser

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

"People used to take me for granted. Now, all of the sudden, people can't get enough of me."

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

My eyes! That's hand sanitizer. Welcome to the 2020 season.

I came from the future to show you how to destroy all viruses forever – until you sneezed on me.

Polling Station. No, Ernie, the phrase "voting with your feet" is not about something germphobes might do.

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'