Germaphobe Giggler Pillows

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

Cut rate clinic: 'Attention! All medical personnel must wash their hands 2/ soP & WATER AFTER EVERY 10TH patient'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

Handy chart

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Say it with Flowers: Get well.

'But it's nothing to do with swine flu. It's just a sty.'

'Virus enlarged by genetic engineering are no longer a threat to be ingested or inhaled!'

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Mousehole Sanitiser

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'Wait, Jethro! In the hanky directions for use it reads, FIRST clean your specs, THEN clean your nose!'

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.