"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Gifts
Searching for a gift for a germaphobe who loves to laugh? Our collection combines humor with hygiene in a playful way, featuring clever slogans and cartoon-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. It's a light-hearted way to acknowledge their clean freak tendencies while making them smile. Whether for a birthday, gag gift, or just because, these products add a fun touch to their obsession with cleanliness and their joyful personality.
The new normal
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
HELLth Food Sprouts
Wash your hands
"No Hand Sanitiser"
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Soap Versus Coronavirus
A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
"Aways the victim."
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
There was a nasty bug going around.
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet
'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'
"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."
Caveman bathroom
"Looks like you've got some competition."
Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Mugs
Looking for more germaphobe humor? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate cleanliness with a witty twist.
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
Add some humor to their home with pillows that blend comfort and cleanliness in a fun way. Explore our cozy collection now.
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Decorate with humor—discover prints that highlight a germaphobe’s quirky love for cleanliness and laughter.
Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Want to find more funny tees for germaphobes? Browse our playful t-shirt designs that showcase their spotless sense of humor.