Germaphobes With Humor Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the germaphobe in your life? Our collection combines humor and clean living, perfect for those who take hygiene seriously but love a chuckle. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their obsession with humor and style.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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Wash your hands

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.' mockup

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

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"Aways the victim."

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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"Gesundheit!"

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours." mockup

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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There was a nasty bug going around. mockup

There was a nasty bug going around.

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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'Well doctor, is it serious?'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet mockup

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

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'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

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"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Looks like you've got some competition." mockup

"Looks like you've got some competition."

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Germaphobes With Humor Gifts Collection

Germaphobes With Humor Mugs

Explore our range of germaphobe mugs—perfect for adding humor to their daily routine and celebrating their love for cleanliness in a fun way.

Germaphobes With Humor Pillows

Discover our germaphobe pillows—comfortable, funny, and a lighthearted way to decorate while celebrating their spotless style.

Germaphobes With Humor Prints

Browse our humorous prints, ideal for germaphobes who want to add a funny, stylish touch to their home decor with artwork that makes a statement.

Germaphobes With Humor T-Shirts

Check out our germaphobe t-shirts—witty, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their humorous take on hygiene and cleanliness.