Germophobe Comedians Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for germophobe comedians? Enjoy our selection of witty, fun products that celebrate their obsession with cleanliness and their comedic take on life. Ideal for fans of humor and hygiene alike.

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'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!' mockup

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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Wash your hands

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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"The penicillin looks good."

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"Gesundheit!"

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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"Aways the victim."

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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'Well doctor, is it serious?'

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'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

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Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet mockup

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

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"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Looks like you've got some competition." mockup

"Looks like you've got some competition."

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Germophobe Comedians Gifts Collection

Germophobe Comedians Mugs

Explore our collection of germophobe comedian mugs for more humorous designs that brighten every coffee break and showcase their love for cleanliness with a comedic flair.

Germophobe Comedians Pillows

Discover more humorous germophobe comedian pillows to add a playful, cozy touch to their favorite lounging space, featuring clever designs that evoke smiles.

Germophobe Comedians Prints

Browse our germophobe comedian prints for more amusing art that brings a sense of humor and personality to any room, highlighting their quirky hygiene habits.

Germophobe Comedians T-Shirts

Check out our germophobe comedian t-shirts for more witty and comfortable apparel that proudly celebrate their obsession with cleanliness and comedic spirit.