"Wait – did you wash your hands?"
Germaphobe With A Twist Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a germaphobe's cautious side with a creative twist? Our selection combines humor, personality, and a touch of wit, perfect for those who take cleanliness seriously but don't mind a little fun. Whether it’s for a friend who loves to keep things sanitary or someone who embraces their germaphobe quirks with style, our products are designed to make them smile while respecting their unique interests.
"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."
'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'
Hand Sanitisers
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
The new normal
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
HELLth Food Sprouts
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
Wash your hands
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
"No Hand Sanitiser"
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Aways the victim."
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers
Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet
"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."
"Looks like you've got some competition."
Germaphobe With A Twist Gifts Collection
Germaphobe With A Twist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring germaphobe humor—great for coffee lovers who enjoy a witty twist on their cautious habits.
Germaphobe With A Twist Pillows
Snug up with a pillow that celebrates germaphobe humor—ideal for adding personality to their favorite space with a funny touch.
Germaphobe With A Twist Prints
Brighten their walls with prints that humorously highlight germaphobe traits—an artistic way to showcase their personality.
Germaphobe With A Twist T-Shirts
Check out our germaphobe-themed t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their quirky personality with a humorous edge.