Germaphobe's Nightmare Gifts

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

HELLth Food Sprouts

Does the three second rule apply to food dropped on the floor of a public washroom?

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Aways the victim."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.