Germaphobes Gifts

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

Extra Strong Dirt Remover.

Kenneth has come down with a bug.

Hey, it was my turn to drink! Now it's got your germs all over it!

Lance, I read that one third of Americans use social networking in the bathroom. That's why I always wash my hands after I read a Tweet.

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

Stay away from Pigs.

Hygiene in public toilets

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"The penicillin looks good."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Aways the victim."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.