Germaphobes T-Shirts

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

Extra Strong Dirt Remover.

Kenneth has come down with a bug.

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

Stay away from Pigs.

Hygiene in public toilets

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria