Germophobes T-Shirts

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

"Uh-oh. . . Paper-cut!"

"Do I really have to go back now? There's a pandemic."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Aways the victim."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.