"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
Germophobe Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for someone with germophobic tendencies? Our collection offers amusing and heartfelt items that acknowledge their cleanliness obsession while adding a dash of humor. Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who prefer their hands sanitized and surfaces spotless, these gifts bring a lighthearted twist to their meticulous nature. Browse our selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints to find a thoughtful gift that resonates with their commitment to cleanliness and health.
MRSA Superbug fears - 'Good news darling! My operation has been cancelled.'
Doorknob OK?
Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.
"Third floor - going up?"
Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.
'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"
"Interesting greeting ritual."
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
"No, I haven't changed the recipe. I just started washing the dishes."
The Pandemic Is Coming!
"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."
"Trust me, we did the right thing, those cruise ships can be a hot-bed of germs."
With their vacation in Hawaii coming up, Carol was taking no chances on someone getting sick.
The New Normal
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
Wash Your Hands
"Well, whatever it is - it's contagious."
"He's scared he'll miss out on swine flu."
'It's the only way that he would agree to come aboard.'
Transmitting Swine Flu.
'I'll have whatever you serve the health inspector.'
Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.
'Felt fine before I got here. Must've caught this from someone in the waiting room.'
'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'
'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'
'Please let me go home. . . I feel completely healthy.'
A Shock Jock
Hand Washing
"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"
"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."
"May I suggest cleaning off your phone's screen once in a while?"
"Aw, wash my hands AGAIN? There'll soon be no water left in the sea!"
Germophobe Gifts Collection
Germophobe Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs perfect for germophobes who love a good laugh about their hygiene habits.
Germophobe Pillows
Discover pillows that add a humorous touch to any germophobe's home, blending comfort with personality.
Germophobe Prints
Find art prints that celebrate germophobia with clever designs and witty messages, ideal for decorating their space with a personal touch.
Germophobe T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for germophobes who enjoy expressing their cautious personality with humor and style.