Keep out - Covid-19
Germaphobe Observer Gifts
Cherish the unique quirks of your germaphobe observer with our playful collection of gifts. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these items highlight their cautious, observant nature with a witty twist. Perfect for someone who appreciates humor about their meticulous habits, these products are designed to bring a smile and share the love for their individual traits.
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."
Wash your hands
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
"No Hand Sanitiser"
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
"The penicillin looks good."
Soap Versus Coronavirus
'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Aways the victim."
'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
There was a nasty bug going around.
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet
Germaphobe Observer Gifts Collection
Germaphobe Observer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that humorously highlight germaphobe traits. Perfect for daily use or as a quirky gift, these mugs celebrate the cautious observer in style.
Germaphobe Observer Pillows
Make their space more personalized with pillows that celebrate their careful and observant nature. Cozy and humorous, these pillows add charm to any room.
Germaphobe Observer Prints
Brighten their walls with prints that humorously showcase germaphobe traits. Perfect for home or office, these prints are a witty tribute to their attention to detail.
Germaphobe Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the wit and wisdom of germaphobe observers. Ideal for casual wear, these tees make a fun statement about their meticulous personality.