Germaphobia Gifts

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

Hypochondriac's rule #6: Take care with utensils. Meaning don

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake

"I don't drink liquor for pleasure. I'm a germaphobe and the alcohol helps disinfect my internals."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"The penicillin looks good."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'