Germaphobia Mugs

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.