Germaphobe Appreciation Gifts

"I coughed once!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Cougher

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"The penicillin looks good."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Aways the victim."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Zika Epidemic

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."