Germaphobe Appreciation Pillows

"I coughed once!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Cougher

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Zika Epidemic

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."