Germaphobe Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Aways the victim."

"Gesundheit!"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Caveman bathroom

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'