Germaphobe Humor Appreciator Prints

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

"Gesundheit!"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Caveman bathroom

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"