Germophobia Gifts

"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Aways the victim."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."