Germaphobe's Nemesis Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for someone who loves poking fun at germaphobes? Our collection captures the hilarious battle between cleanliness and chaos, making it ideal for that friend or family member who thrives on fun, edgy humor about germs and hand sanitizer.

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Auntie Bacterial

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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Wash your hands

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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"The penicillin looks good."

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"Aways the victim."

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"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours." mockup

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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There was a nasty bug going around. mockup

There was a nasty bug going around.

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

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Germaphobe's Nemesis Gifts Collection

Germaphobe's Nemesis Mugs

Discover more hilarious solutions with our germaphobe's nemesis mugs—ideal for anyone who loves their humor hot and steaming as their coffee.

Germaphobe's Nemesis Pillows

Bring humor to your home decor with our germaphobe's nemesis pillows—soft, funny, and full of personality, just like the best jokes.

Germaphobe's Nemesis Prints

Create a fun, lively space with our germaphobe's nemesis prints—artful, funny, and sure to be a conversation starter.

Germaphobe's Nemesis T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty apparel! Check out our germaphobe's nemesis t-shirts to showcase your sense of humor and love for playful social commentary.