Germophobe's Ally Gifts

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Cougher

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Zika Epidemic

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Interesting greeting ritual."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

The New Normal

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

"Gesundheit!"

"It's great to be back!"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Wash Your Hands