Germophobe's Delight Gifts

The Cougher

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Sneezing

"Your only job in this restaurant is to constantly wash your hands in front of customers."

Zika Epidemic

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

The new normal

HELLth Food Sprouts

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Confined by Coronavirus

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

Hazmat suit

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"Gesundheit!"

Auntie Bacterial

Hand Sanitisers

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.

Employees must wash hands.

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

"Don't you worry about the dangers of spreading germs?"

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

"Relax. It's just a cold."

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."