Germophobe Hero Gifts

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"The penicillin looks good."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Aways the victim."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."