Germaphobe With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Aways the victim."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"