Germaphobe Humorist Mugs

'Hold it! Don't come any closer! What you have is highly contagious!'

'I can accept that you're a germaphobe, but I can't get past the sneeze guard.'

Germ Away.

"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."

Home test

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

"My mom just cleaned a disinfectant spray can with a disinfectant wipe."

Raining Coronavirus

Fleeing Covid

"Wash your hands and sneeze into the crook of your arm. . . hahaha! Very funny!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Gesundheit!"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Aways the victim."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'