Germophobe Chuckles Prints

'...Sars virus? - no, he just stinks.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

Confined by Coronavirus

'M.R.S.A'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Hazmat suit

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Handy chart

'What seems to be the problem?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Sneeze

Employees Must Wash Hands

'Gesundheit.'

Cut rate clinic: 'Attention! All medical personnel must wash their hands 2/ soP & WATER AFTER EVERY 10TH patient'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'