Germophobe Guru Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows that feature funny sayings about germ prevention and cleanliness.

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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The new normal mockup

The new normal mockup

The new normal mockup

The new normal mockup

The new normal

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.' mockup

'Gesundheit.' mockup

'Gesundheit.' mockup

'Gesundheit.' mockup

'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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Wash your hands

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

"No Hand Sanitiser" mockup

"No Hand Sanitiser" mockup

"No Hand Sanitiser" mockup

"No Hand Sanitiser" mockup

"No Hand Sanitiser"

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

Soap Versus Coronavirus mockup

Soap Versus Coronavirus mockup

Soap Versus Coronavirus mockup

Soap Versus Coronavirus mockup

Soap Versus Coronavirus

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"The penicillin looks good."

"The penicillin looks good." mockup

"The penicillin looks good." mockup

"The penicillin looks good." mockup

"The penicillin looks good." mockup

"The penicillin looks good."

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'We've got a new DNA database...'

'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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"Gesundheit!" mockup

"Gesundheit!" mockup

"Gesundheit!" mockup

"Gesundheit!" mockup

"Gesundheit!"

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"Aways the victim."

"Aways the victim." mockup

"Aways the victim." mockup

"Aways the victim." mockup

"Aways the victim." mockup

"Aways the victim."

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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Confined by Coronavirus

Confined by Coronavirus mockup

Confined by Coronavirus mockup

Confined by Coronavirus mockup

Confined by Coronavirus mockup

Confined by Coronavirus

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'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

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Germophobe Guru Pillows Collection

Germophobe Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for germophobe gurus who love a witty twist on cleanliness.

Germophobe Guru Prints

Brighten up their surroundings with prints that celebrate the germophobe lifestyle with wit and personality.

Germophobe Guru T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that let germophobe gurus showcase their hygiene obsession with humor and style.