Decorate their home or office with prints that humorously celebrate the germophobe lifestyle, making hygiene a fun conversation starter.
Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
The new normal
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
Wash your hands
"No Hand Sanitiser"
"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"The penicillin looks good."
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Gesundheit!"
"Aways the victim."
'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'
'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
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