Germaphobe Hero Pillows

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"It's great to be back!"

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Caveman bathroom

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic