Practice Bug Control this Season.
Germaphobe Hero Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for your germaphobe hero. These cozy accents make their space uniquely theirs and mock anything messy.
"It's great to be back!"
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
The new normal
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'Gesundheit.'
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
Wash your hands
"No Hand Sanitiser"
'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
Soap Versus Coronavirus
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'We've got a new DNA database...'
'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Aways the victim."
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
'Well doctor, is it serious?'
Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet
Caveman bathroom
'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'
Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.
"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."
"Looks like you've got some competition."
Germaphobe Hero Pillows Collection
Germaphobe Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of germaphobe hero mugs—witty, charming, and perfect for keeping their favorite beverage pristine.
Germaphobe Hero Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the germaphobe hero in your life—quirky designs to make their decor stand out and spark smiles.
Germaphobe Hero T-Shirts
Browse our germaphobe hero t-shirts—funny, stylish, and ideal for heroes with a clean streak to show off.