Germaphobe Adventurer Pillows

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"The penicillin looks good."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Aways the victim."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.