Germ Theory Guru Gifts

John Snow

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Disease Management

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Do you have anything bigger?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Mulch madness"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Positively Petersham

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'