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John Snow

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Disease Management

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Mulch madness"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Positively Petersham

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'