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A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Bacteria fame at last.

Friendly bacteria

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'