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A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Friendly bacteria

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.