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Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Comicron

'Gesundheit.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

Friendly bacteria

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.