Germ Awareness T-Shirts

'Gesundheit.'

"....But....flu season's over."

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

Germ conscious bums.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Covid Games

Swine flu immunity.

Employees must wash hands.

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Swines

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

'You're a Dung Beetle: How could you suffer from germ phobia?'

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"Needs more Purell."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

Meet the candidate...VOTE YOMP: 'Forgive me if I don't shake hands- germs, you know!'

"Good luck - watch out for the 20 second power douche tsunamis - and stay safe."