Germ Awareness Gifts

'Gesundheit.'

"....But....flu season's over."

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

Germ conscious bums.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Swine flu immunity.

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

Covid Games

Employees must wash hands.

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Swines

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

'You're a Dung Beetle: How could you suffer from germ phobia?'

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

"Needs more Purell."

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'