Germ-worrier Gifts

Searching for a gift that speaks to your germ-worrier loved one? Our collection offers playful, witty products designed to bring a smile to their face while acknowledging their cautious nature. From humorous mugs to clever prints, find something that celebrates their attention to hygiene with a light touch. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items are a delightful way to add some humor and personality to their everyday routines.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Good evening, ladies and germs.' mockup

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

from $19.00

'Gesundheit.'

from $19.00

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

from $19.00

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water." mockup

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

from $19.00

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.' mockup

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

from $19.00

"Ever killed a man?"

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"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me." mockup

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

from $19.00

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!" mockup

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

from $19.00

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.' mockup

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

from $19.00

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?' mockup

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

from $19.00

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent mockup

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

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'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer." mockup

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

from $19.00

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

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"Everyone has to start somewhere." mockup

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

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'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?' mockup

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

from $19.00

Swine flu immunity.

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"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic." mockup

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

from $19.00

'What are YOU looking at?'

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Covid Games

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Employees must wash hands.

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"Needs more Purell."

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"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?" mockup

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

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"....But....flu season's over."

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"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

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"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board." mockup

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

from $19.00

"What's the temperature of the water?" mockup

"What's the temperature of the water?"

from $19.00

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing." mockup

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

from $19.00

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold. mockup

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

from $19.00

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

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'What are YOU looking at?'

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'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?' mockup

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

from $19.00

Germ-worrier Gifts Collection

Germ-worrier Mugs

Explore our collection of funny germ-worrier mugs, perfect for starting their day with a smile and a splash of humor about hygiene.

Germ-worrier Pillows

Our germ-worrier pillows are both comfy and amusing, adding a touch of personality to their favorite spots at home or work.

Germ-worrier Prints

Brighten their space with our humorous germ-worrier prints—quirky reminders to stay cautious with a fun twist.

Germ-worrier T-Shirts

Check out our witty germ-worrier t-shirts—great for making a playful statement about hygiene while staying stylish.