Germ-wary Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift for the germ-wary warrior? Discover a range of witty and charming products that celebrate their obsession with cleanliness. From humor-filled mugs to stylish prints, find a token that acknowledges their meticulous nature while adding a touch of fun to their daily routine. These gifts are ideal for anyone who proudly champions hygiene and enjoys a clever twist in their accessories. Show appreciation for their protective spirit with a gift that’s as clean and clever as they are.

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'Yes, but Mum says don't lent it to anyone. Sniff, sniff.'

'Yes, but Mum says don't lent it to anyone. Sniff, sniff.' mockup

'Yes, but Mum says don't lent it to anyone. Sniff, sniff.'

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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"Careful. That house has a taser." mockup

"Careful. That house has a taser."

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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.' mockup

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

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COVID 19

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'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,' mockup

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

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Hand sanitizer

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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April' mockup

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

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Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

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The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' - mockup

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

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'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.' mockup

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

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"Did you wash your hands?"

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"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me." mockup

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

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"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!" mockup

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

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"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..." mockup

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

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'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?' mockup

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

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"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!" mockup

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

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'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

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'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.' mockup

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

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Protecting the green

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'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer." mockup

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

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"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor." mockup

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

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Handy chart

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'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.' mockup

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

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"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously." mockup

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

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COVID-19 safty tips

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Face Masks and Covid

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'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?' mockup

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

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Less lethal than feared

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'Oh dear.'

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'He didn't wash his hands.'

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'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.' mockup

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

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An ounce of prevention . . . is better than down for the duration.

An ounce of prevention . . . is better than down for the duration. mockup

An ounce of prevention . . . is better than down for the duration.

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Germ-wary Warrior Gifts Collection

Germ-wary Warrior Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs designed for germ-wary warriors—perfect for their morning routine and a fun reminder of their dedication to hygiene.

Germ-wary Warrior Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate hygiene and humor, a perfect addition to any germ-conscious warrior's living space.

Germ-wary Warrior Prints

Find stylish prints that humorously honor the germ-wary lifestyle—great for decorating their spaces with a touch of wit.

Germ-wary Warrior T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for germ-wary warriors—ideal for everyday wear and making a hygienic statement with a smile.