Germ-wary Warrior Gifts

'Yes, but Mum says don't lent it to anyone. Sniff, sniff.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

COVID 19

Hand sanitizer

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Protecting the green

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Handy chart

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Less lethal than feared

COVID-19 safty tips

Face Masks and Covid

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Oh dear.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'